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The United Greatest Continent Ever of Europe (Latin: Europa Optima et Maxima) is one of the seven continents of Planet Earth and indeed the truly greatest continent that no other continent can match, the worst continent being North America, excluding Canada as they are honorary Europeans (we love your pancakes!).
It is the continent with the greatest history and culture of all, especially in comparison to North America which is mostly a barren wasteland with a 300 year long history. The continent was literally at war with itself for thousands of years but recently finally let go of its history of warfare, abandoning it for enjoying delicious bratwursts together.
Well, except for the Balkans. They (we) are a mess.
Okay, fine. Eastern Europe in general too.
The Caucasus isn't great this time of the year either.
Anyhow, we're a proud continent full of history, rich in tradition and culture, and the proud home of dozens of great names in literature, music, science, philosophy and art including Dostoyevsky, Dickens, Shakespeare, Dante, Hugo, Beethoven, Chopin, Mozzart, Handel, Copernicus, Tesla, Galilei, Aristotle, Socrates, Michelangelo, Da Vinci and so many more.
We're much better than Americans.
They're unique in their own way though we're not mentioning here as this is about Europe dangit! I wasn't tasked with complimenting America on a page about Europe.
Every year European culture is celebrated in the most awkward, creepy and weirdest but still most European way possible during the spectacular Eurovision Song Contest. European nations from all over Europe + Israel (honorary Europe) and Australia (also honorary Europe) gather to celebrate a long history of culture and diversity together and crown a new country for King of Europe each year. The current King of Europe is Portugal and is due to be replaced by somebody else on the next Eurovision Song Contest that takes place in May 2018 in Lisbon.
Countries that are located in Europe